This is a story of a girl...

Once upon a time, there was a girl. This girl went to Missouri State University. Courtesy of Missouri State University, there was an Easter Break. (Bless you MSU). On Thursday of Easter Break, she decided to go home to spend some time on the farm. On the farm she could do all sorts of fun things, like see the polish chickens...

Then one morning, her friend Kye of Chicago came to visit her! Being a city boy, he got to have all sorts of new farm experiences like playing with a steer, (learning the difference between a bull and a steer), scaling a mountain of hay, and catching a chicken!

That night, the girl, along with her mom, dad, and brother got to shovel the biggest pile of manure ever!!
Yeah, as gross as it is, she actually didn't mind it at all. She had forgotten how good it feels to work outside. She also got to have the joy of experiencing something 100% new: shoveling manure in the rain. (also not bad, but slightly more disgusting)


Needless to say, the girl showered immediately.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End